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oomshi:

*seductively whispers in your ear* what do you want from mcdonalds

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pussyxboy:


“Hey Phil, what’s your favorite color?” 

even the fucking bananas 

pussyxboy:

“Hey Phil, what’s your favorite color?” 

even the fucking bananas 

(via hellafellafoool)

Still having some Logos hangover.

Still having some Logos hangover.

🙈

🙈

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

A collection of Britney Spears saying “Baby” in her songs

(Source: fifthdimension)

sherlockintheshire:

people always say to me “you’re addicted to tumblr, what would you do if you didn’t have tumblr haha you’d probably die”

no you uncultured swine i’d just read a fucking book or watch endless amounts of television where do you think we get our material

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ohmyloki:

Bonus:

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bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

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this is a fucking bee

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this is a fucking hornet

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this is a fucking wasp

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as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

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justanasshole:

fishingboatproceeds:

deathnoteforcutie:

We’ve done it, we’ve reached the pinnacle of human evolution


OR WOULD I?

Let me be the first to say it: “Tea. Earl Grey. Hot”

justanasshole:

fishingboatproceeds:

deathnoteforcutie:

We’ve done it, we’ve reached the pinnacle of human evolution

OR WOULD I?

Let me be the first to say it: “Tea. Earl Grey. Hot”

(via sonderlife)

mentalalchemy:

betrayed-by-a-band:

thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:

gaaraofsuburbia:

tctisi:

It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time.
Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned.
We were just misinterpreting it.

WAIT

20:13

2013

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OHMYGOD

(Source: sensitivelysensible, via sonderlife)

ramenmustachio:


pete-the-pizza-guy:

id-do-me:

the contradiction in such a simple photo makes me love this

This is either a powerful statement or an example of a man who loves his lady every day of the month

ramenmustachio:

pete-the-pizza-guy:

id-do-me:

the contradiction in such a simple photo makes me love this

This is either a powerful statement or an example of a man who loves his lady every day of the month

(Source: stevepym, via sonderlife)

cool-dad-on-the-internet:

I hope in millions of years time, this is the last photo that remains of the human race and that aliens base the anatomy of people from this.

cool-dad-on-the-internet:

I hope in millions of years time, this is the last photo that remains of the human race and that aliens base the anatomy of people from this.

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